doganjo
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a dog joke - certainly not a cat oneA Teacher is explaining biology to her P4 class. 'Human beings are the only animals that stutter,' she says.
A little girl raised her hand and said, 'I had a cat who stuttered'. The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident.
'Well,' she began, 'I was in the back yard with my cat when the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard.'
‘That must've been scary,' said the teacher.
'It was' said the little girl. 'My cat raised her back, went "Sssss, Sssss, Ssss" and before she could say "Shit" the Rottweiler ate her!'
The teacher had to leave the room.
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johnhod
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Pippa's Pack
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Re: a dog joke - certainly not a cat one | doganjo wrote: | | 'It was' said the little girl. 'My cat raised her back, went "Sssss, Sssss, Ssss" and before she could say "Shit" the Rottweiler ate her!' |
If that black cat from acros the road comes into our garden again it may well suffer the same fate. Instead of 'Rottweiler' read '4 Brittanys' 
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eddieh
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I have heard that a finger full of mustard will keep cats out of your garden.
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doganjo
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Whose finger do you have to fill with the mustard? I need all of mine 
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Lin Dyke
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And where exactly do you put the finger of mustard Eddie  
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doganjo
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LIN! 
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Pippa's Pack
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| Lin Dyke wrote: | | And where exactly do you put the finger of mustard Eddie |
I was wondering the same thing but didn't like to ask
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