A legal question

doganjo · A legal question

Admittedly an American one! Wink

ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practising law.

Dave A

I was questioned by the same solicitor a few years ago and he didn't like it when i started laughing at him.

Ghilliegumdrop

I bet if he had sent you a bill that would have stopped you laughing Twisted Evil

Dave A