Ghilliegumdrop
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WhyWhy do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat 
Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune
Why is there a light in the fridge but not the freezer
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dogs face, he gets mad at you, but, when you take him in the car, he sticks his head out the window
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their bottoms when asking where the toilet is
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eddieh
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Maybe the one in the freezer is only on when the door is closed.
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Ghilliegumdrop
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If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee 
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doganjo
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If you browse the Internet long enough looking for minutiae you become a second  
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Ghilliegumdrop
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If you get the stuff out of magazines dropped through the door you don't need the internet
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eddieh
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You mean that there's nothing on the internet which isn't aimed at the frail or incontinent?
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Victoria
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Re: Why | Ghilliegumdrop wrote: |
Why is there a light in the fridge but not the freezer |
You wot!!!! Don't know where you got your freezer from, but mine has got a light in it, on the inside of the lid...
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Ghilliegumdrop
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It's a joke Victoria.........I think 
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Lin Dyke
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You think... therefore you are.... 
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eddieh
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Neither of the two freezers we've had were fitted with lights
| Lin Dyke wrote: | | You think... therefore you are.... |
Where does that leave me
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doganjo
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| Quote: | | It's a joke Victoria.........I think |
Hmm, well I didn't laugh 
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Lin Dyke
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| eddieh wrote: | Neither of the two freezers we've had were fitted with lights
| Lin Dyke wrote: | | You think... therefore you are.... |
Where does that leave me |
In the dark without a clue
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eddieh
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I'm used to that. I'm a service engineer 
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doganjo
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What do you service that's kept in the dark
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